Kid Quotes

Kid: “Hey, Dad, I can tell you something about your brain.”

Me: “Oh yeah, what?”

Kid: “The hippocampus is the part of the brain that stores the stuff you learn.”

Me: “…and where did you hear that?”

Kid: “At school. They teach you that in the first grade.”

Kid Quotes

My kid, watching kids in the town summer program:

“Why are they standing around staring up at the flag? Oh, that man is asking them questions about America and guys who are already dead.”

Pray I don't alter it any further

My kid’s getting some snow day screen time while Mia’s out for a couple of hours and I’m working. His requests are becoming more specific:

  • A movie
  • A movie about dolphins
  • A movie about dolphins based on a true story (not made up).
  • A move about dolphins (bottlenose ONLY) based on a true story (not made up).

It’s like living with a tiny Darth Vader.

Thank goodness Amazon Prime Video has dolphin documentaries…

Darth Vader pointing at Boba Fett. Text reading 'I am altering the deal. Pray I don't alter it any further.'