Previously published on bobzilla.tabulas.com

Yeah, I know it’s Monday, so bite me. Here’s an excerpt from my “Book In Which I Write Things Down”:

…or maybe not… Anyway, suffice it to say that I met some neat people in the past week, and had a relaxing weekend during which I met yet another interesting person. This whole spending-time-OUTSIDE-the-apartment plan is coming together.

I shaved my goatee. You’d think that was a good thing, but you’ve never seen me either with or without it, so you don’t know. I don’t know why I get the impulse to do this every so often, but I inevitably realize about 5 seconds after I’ve finished that this was the WRONG idea. It turns out I actually have negative space below my nose. The facial hair is needed to lend balance to my face. Anyway, the workplace is about 50% split on the subject, but they’re not a hot single girl that I’m likely to date, so they don’t get a vote. (BTW, we’ve got hot, we’ve got single, we’ve even got hot and single, but it’s that tricky last part that gets ’em every time.)

Currently listening to: Red Sox play-by-play

Currently reading: Discover Zen - David Fontana, PhD

Currently feeling: indifferent