Previously published on bobzilla.tabulas.com

So my brother has started posting his own Dennis Miller-esque rants on a different web journal site. I have to say that for as much sarcastic wit as I like to think I possess, he’s got me beat by a mile. Maybe it has to do with the fact that he’s cursed. No, really. He’s super intelligent, but has a learning disability; he plays guitar better than anyone I personally know, but has some strange here-to-fore-unseen disease that represents itself as demonic arthritis; and he gets a cush job sitting on his crack all day, only to slip on ice 2 weeks into it and suffer some kind of weird brain damage. And Dave, if you’re reading this, I’m sure you appreciate me airing all of your dirty laundry. Just think of it as sympathy points, man. All you have to do is pay me to post a picture, and tons of chicks will line up just wanting to make your day a little better.

Anyway, he’s a funny kid, so bookmark his page. Or, do what I do:

Step 1: Download Mozilla Thunderbird (more on this later)

Step 2: Set up the .RSS feed directly into your email/newsreader

Step 3: Have news webpages and weblog sites (except for this one until it’s fixed) come to you.

Now I just need to find a god to anger.